
Yeah you can take yer Moondogs and Daniel Johnstons, here's some AMAZING (in several ways)
outsider music. Record companies get a lot of unsolicited music sent to them for consideration. Mostly (probably 95%+), it is bog standard, generic & derivative. It commits the cardinal sin of not warranting any reaction from the listener apart from a 'Next!'. This is not because people working in the industry are more cynical than the average music fan - they may be, but nearly everyone I knew was also a lot more passionate about music than the average fan, with a
lower dross threshold.
Very occasionally some music arrives to which the only reaction can be 'What is that?!?'.
Karl Matthews is a London based musician, with a powerful love for
Eastenders and
dub reggae, who has combined these two elements into a singular musical statement. Somewhere between an unmediated running commentary on his life (
'Katherine') and a surreal stream of consciousness take on various Eastenders plots, with particular emphasis on the Slater clan.
When I first heard his first 12" I laughed until I was sore. I don't mean that in a cruel way: though the production is naive, the subject matter bizarre and the playing basic, I really loved it. I think Karl may have been making music as therapy but I want him to know that he's brought joy into a lot of people's lives.
I guess
naivety is exactly what people find so attractive in so called 'outsider music' because most music is made for a target audience and has an element of careerism. This may have been aspiring to commercial success in a theoretical way too (why else send it to a record company?) but the execution was such that only those with rather weird tastes could appreciate. So I hope you do cos it's genius.
Karl Matthews 'Kat Slater'Karl Matthews 'Katherine (White Lady)'Karl Matthews 'Ash Corrina'Karl Matthews 'Gary Hobbs'Nearly 10 years before Karl Matthews, I first heard
'Market Value' by
M.E.N. It was sent on cassette to a different music company I worked for, with a nice picture of a market fruit stall on the cover. I understand 'Market Value' had been submitted by a Nigerian doctor from Ipswich who got rather narked when we would not send his tape back after refusing him his shot at success. We didn't send demos back as a matter of policy but there was no way that a piece of music like this, which had brought us such pleasure & amusement, could be given up.
It's not as musically ambitious as Matthews, in fact the keyboard seems to be set to 'winsome' and the cymbal splashes could be played on a
toy drum kit. But the glory of Market Value is in the lyrics. Sung in the most sincere, quavering voice it's an unromantic but loving paen to the author's daughter. Clearly written by someone for whom English was not their first language, I love the way he sings 'higher', and that the qualities that he sees fit to sing about aren't often celebrated in the Western canon - punctuality, resourcefulness and an ability to get along with workmates. I'm actually always quite touched when I listen to it and it
ALWAYS makes me
smileM.E.N. 'Market Value'
Ever since you were little you've been quite exceptional
Hard working & courteous, very smart & loving
Never got yourself in trouble at school or at home
That's why...
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Your market value keeps going higher
Higher & higher, higher & higher
Everything you do is pushing it higher
Higher & Higher
You are one in a million with such market value
Now all grown up you are still exceptional
A wide range of hobbies, good looking but modest
A good sense of humour, very kind & loving
That's why
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At your place of work you are such an asset
Quite smart & resourceful, very punctual & helpful
Get along well with your workmates
Hard working & honest, that's why
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